Cafe Hate Thread

[charlie]

Tired of late-stage capitalism coffee & tea barons?

Me too.
I’ll show you what’s got me hot and bothered if you show me yours.

 

[charlie]

I’m at this mark-ahh Cha Cha matcha in West Hollywood and I just asked if the drink was mine and she didn’t even hear me and just said “oh you like it??” And turned around.

I figured it was mine so I just took it.

I’m tired of matcha and I’m tired of cafe-goers and I’m tired of baristas with “Communications” Degrees

 

[Ħēłłø]

i remember getting a coffee from this cafe chain once, ended up with a heart palpitation that lasted for the whole day. they make good croissants though

 

[charlie]

i remember getting a coffee from this cafe chain once, ended up with a heart palpitation that lasted for the whole day. they make good croissants though

Name the chain!!

 

[Ħēłłø]

Name the chain!!

its a national chain and i don't want to give out the country i live in, but the heart palpitations were probably because of my weak ass, since i bought the coffee with a couple of other acquaintances and i haven't heard them say anything about having side-effects after drinking their coffee.

also i hate self order machines, at least when they don't work. their generally weird

 

[John Edelweiss]

I guess that's just a problem in your area. I usually don't have a problem with the service at the cafes over here. My only problem is probably that they don't give you a menu unless you ask for it and when you ask for it they showily get annoyed at me :-\

 

[MAGENTA]

I’m tired of matcha and I’m tired of cafe-goers and I’m tired of baristas with “Communications” Degrees

I tried some of the pistachio matcha to see what all the fuss was and found it pretty miserable.

 

[Chiro Hendeca]

I’m tired of matcha and I’m tired of cafe-goers and I’m tired of baristas with “Communications” Degrees

Matcha being an alternative to other teas is neat but...

I tried some of the pistachio matcha to see what all the fuss was and found it pretty miserable.

...they end up adding a lot of unnecessary gunk to make it more novel, like strawberries, pistachios ("Dubai chocolate" ran into the ground as if its very name(sake) wasn't a travesty on its own) and tons of syrup.

Also, warm milk or vanilla latte-type drinks tend to be too sweet, really takes the dairy taste out of it. Sad cat

 

[AutumnLeaves]

Cafes always seemed to me more like a social hangout spot rather than a pure eating establishment, pubs for the middle-upper class.

I don't like coffee, more of a tea person.

 

[Dell]

Honestly, I don't like coffee or tea, plus Cafes seem just like some rich people hangout spot as AutumnLeaves said, although I don't think I've been to one more than once or twice, and even that's a maybe.